We made up punny names for New Jersey marijuana dispensaries to cope with election anxiety
Listen, it's been a long 24 hours.
As of early Monday morning, there was no clear winner in the 2020 presidential election. We might get an answer today? Who knows. Will democracy survive? LOL, I mean maybe?
But we do know that New Jersey voted to legalize recreational marijuana, along with a number of other states with weed on the ballots. Then we saw this tweet.
Tweet may have been deleted
Our broken, exhausted, internet-poisoned brains latched onto this idea. We needed something else to think about. And if you're feeling overwhelmed, tired, and stressed as hell, I recommend making some dumb Jersey dispensary puns. As a Sopranosloving workplace, we almost immediately started firing off Sopranos/generic Italian-American nonsense puns in our Slack.
Some of the early 'Sopranos' puns.Credit: Screenshot :mashableThe brilliance of Bada Bong. Amazing. I then added my personal favorite:
GanjagoolCredit: Screenshot :mashableFrom then, we were off to the races. Things soon moved to another Jersey icon: Bruce Springsteen.
Our Boss dispensary ideas included:
Buds Springsteen
Dankness on the Edge of Town
Dancing in the Dank
Tenth Avenue Smoke Out
The Stoned Pony
A Spliff in July, Asbury Park
Glory Daze
Then onto Jersey boy Jon Bon Jovi:
Jon Bong Jovi
Bon Joint-vi
Bad Medicine
Zooted, Dead or Alive
And if people in Jersey love anything, they love The Godfather:
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Horse Head in Bud
The Budfather
Leaves and Bud, Take the Doobie (yes, this is a major stretch)
We also did even more basic Italian/Sopranos nonsense:
BAKED ziti
Paulie gualtieREEFER
KUSHamanos
Are You Tokin' to Me
And then some general Jersey Things (TM):
Hashbury Park
New Jersey Lit Rail
Budgers University
The Joint
It's Actually a Really Lovely State With a Great Coast OK?!? Weed
Anyway, that was how we passed the time this morning and redirected energy as everything hung in the balance. It was nice. Maybe do the same? Or at least have a few laughs while you can — it's going to be a long couple of days.
Related Video: Curious about the difference between CBD and THC?
(责任编辑:行业动态)
- 应对高温 户外驿站送清凉
- Productivity Boost: Enable 'Night Mode' on All Your Devices
- 7 Statues Dedicated to Black Leaders
- Murray says emotional farewell to his Miami 'tennis home'
- Best Labor Day headphones deals: Apple, Bose, Beats, and more on sale
- Value Judgment
- Researchers develop world’s 1st programmable photonic chip
- Our Favorite Wondrous Ice Structures Around the World
- HP Chromebook Plus deal: Save $100 at Best Buy
- Eng name ODI, T20I squads for Aus series
- Open AI and Google trained AI models on YouTube videos
- 13 Places for Feasting on Pasta, History, and Italian
- 7 Places Dedicated to the Legacy of Martin Luther King Jr.
-
Apple finally sends out payments for MacBook's butterfly keyboard settlement
Apple is finally paying out a $50 million settlement over its defective MacBook butterfly keyboards. ...[详细] -
NASA finds captivating ocean world is making oxygen. Here's how much.
NASA suspects that the ice-clad moon Europa harbors a deep, deep sea— reaching some 40 to 100 ...[详细] -
Use Your Gaming Laptop and Play On Battery Power? Is It Possible?
Today we are investigating two commonly asked questions about gaming laptops: what's the performance ...[详细] -
Sweden-based Eco Wave Power has announced that the first of 10 floats has been successfully installe ...[详细]
-
The local version of Project 2025 is already causing devastation.
Project 2025, the Heritage Foundation’s toxic playbook for a second Trump administration, has so inf ...[详细] -
HP Chromebook Plus deal: Save $100 at Best Buy
SAVE $100:The HP Chromebook Plus 15.6-inch (Intel Core i3-N305, 8GB RAM, 128GB UFS) is on sale for $ ...[详细] -
Amazon deals of the day: Tile trackers, Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra, Google Pixel Watch, and more
Amazon deals of the day:OUR TOP PICKTile Mate Essentials (4-pack)$49.99 at Amazon(save $30)BEST SMAR ...[详细] -
3 men flee without paying $320 taxi fare
(Herald DB)South Korean police are investigating a case in which three young men fled without paying ...[详细] -
World's first green ammonia plant is now open for business
Three Danish energy tech firms have flung open the doors to the first ever green ammonia plant in th ...[详细] -
Experts warn of possible terrorist attack by North Korea
Oh Gyeong-seob, a senior researcher at the Korea Institute for National Unification, speaks during a ...[详细]
- Slot extends perfect Liverpool start
- Gov't discloses symbol of S. Koreans held in N. Korea
- Earth will look wildly different in millions of years. Take a look.
- NYT's The Mini crossword answers for April 23
- Best smart home deal: The Amazon Smart Thermostat is just $63.99
- Productivity Boost: Enable 'Night Mode' on All Your Devices
- Supreme Court seems likely to let Trump run. It will have to ignore the Constitution