'Avengers'
Becoming a superhero in your bedroom takes plenty of work, and sometimes you need some special powers on hand.
Like these dildos and penetrables dubbed the "Indulgers," created by Australian based company Geeky Sex Toys.
SEE ALSO:There's a 'Shape of Water' fish-man dildo, and we have questionsThey're another in a series of guess-who-don't-sue movie themed sex toys, this time *possibly* related to the newest Avengersfilm that's coming out soon.
After ruining our innocence with Pokémoan and dabbling in the dark side with Star Toys, the Indulgers collection contains products like the Möan-lnir, a Thor-like hammer that, of course, doubles as a dildo. It even comes with a stand.
The Möan-lnir.Credit: geeky sex toysThen there's the Arse Reactor, which is hardly subtle about what it's meant to be for. It has a glow-in-the-dark base, which could be handy.
The Arse Reactor.Credit: Geeky Sex ToysLook, we're not going to even bother explaining what the rest of the toys are, because it's quite obvious who they're taking the Mickey out of.
No prizes for guessing what Captain Anal is meant to look like.
Captain Anal.Credit: GEEKY SEX TOYSAgent Getsmeoff.Credit: GEEKY SEX TOYSThe Incredible Dong.Credit: GEEKY SEX TOYSThe Infinity Fist.Credit: Geeky Sex ToysFeatured Video For You
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